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itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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butevengoodguysstillgetpaid:

This is what marriage looks like

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.
slayingsluts:

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care


He’s just so happy awe

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

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artmesohard:

Just Illustrations, created by Polish artist Pawel Kuczynski were created to make viewers question and draw awareness to the thing they see in their every day lives., ranging from subjects to do with social media, politics and poverty. 

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sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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celestial-sexhair:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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killergoth:

take me here on our first date
orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought