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plug:

When a bug comes near you

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a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
possessedbytheskiess:

Queen

Fairy Pools, Isle of Skye- Western Scotland

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Every time my phone buzzes I hope it’s you missing me.
it never is, s. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!
I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

thenorsebros:

x

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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